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big big thanks to @lunarblazes for writing the little conversation between grian and scar for this comic <3

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this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

Untitled #21. ass haha

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

Untitled #23.

i was gonna reply with this is awesome but then i saw the end 😦

ok. i sound kind of batshit here but like if you were in my situation you would understand. this is a matter of pride at this point. he can't do this to me. he can't keep saying he'll watch it over and over again. he needs to actually do it. i will fucking sit down with the family. say i have some cool thing for us to watch. make an evening out of it. ONLY. ONLY FOR "well hello there my fellow miners and crafters!" TO BLAST THROUGH OUR SPEAKERS. WITH THAT FUCKING FACE ON SCREEN. AND YKNOW WHAT? FUCK IT! MOM AND DAD CAN WATCH TOO!!! I DONT FUCKING CARE!!!! THIS ISNT EVEN ABOUT HERMITCRAFT ANYMORE THIS IS ABOUT MY FUCKING HONOR AND PRIDE. THAT FUCKING BITCH IS GOING GO FUCKING WATCH HERMITCRAFT.

Update from the man himself

And Pearl, lovely Pearl, as the moon. The Moon, vague and unclear, things are not as they seem; deception. Usually caused by misunderstanding. Pearl, who was broken up with like 5 times and descended into her villain arc plain as day, who never really lied. Who still won at the end with forgiveness. (You came here and you caused death whether you tried to or not)

There are people who use crying as a manipulation tactic? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean that every person that cries during a heated argument is trying to get under your skin. They have their own emotions and issues, and frankly, not everything other people do is a personal attack on you.

Double Life but it’s a poorly written visual novel