hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

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hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

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albus dumbledore is a professionally licensed clown in the muggle world
harry sees him one day at a birthday party for some kids who live down the road and has a minor breakdowns
Slytherin, on the phone with gryff: I heard your gf was mean to you and said she didnât want to get married for a while.
Gryff: nah she was fine, she made some good points -
Slytherin: I can murder her for you if you want.
Gryff: ???? Itâs fine she just feels like weâre a little young.
Slytherin: sheâs right, I thought the same thing when you mentioned proposing, but if she hurt you I can totally find her and have a...talk.
Gryff: you literally just said you agree with her.
Slytherin: that doesnât mean sheâs allowed to hurt your feelings. Only Iâm allowed to do that.
Slytherin, later, to the gf when she arrived, and gryff finally left the room: look we have 3 things to address: 1) I like you so donât fuck this up. 2) youâre too fucking young to get married and Gryff is really impulsive and hasnât thought things through so Iâm glad you realize that. 3) however, you fucking made him cry so Iâll give you 30 seconds to explain yourself before I call in backup and obliterate you. Go.
Hufflepuff: đ Iâm the backup.
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Honestly thatâs a brilliant marketing strategy
Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says âhey wander around the city and put these stickers wherever someone fucked up.â

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I would like to see it
Finally a fresh fucking take on the Joker.
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I wasâŚ. a young boy⌠my Father⌠had what he called the bean jarâŚ
have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
I had one of these as a patient once. It was so cool!
okay but
you cannot truly understand the sheer magnificence of this stupid birb until you see it in action, so i present to you this:
Iâve seen this post so many times and I just donât understand where the neck goes
When you suspect some bullshit
ITâS BACK I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY
#/zoom!!!!!!!!
Its back đ
fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that âwitchâ and âwizardâ are male/female versions of the same thing
witches
herbs and gardening
cook a lot
wear lots of black
cats
magical brews
probably the village midwife
cottage in the woods
vine whips and healing spells
bigass hat but itâs all slouchy and cute
wizards
wear blankets, if youâre lucky
lab in a tower
grad student vibes
will definitely accidentally kill you
fireballs
high in some kind of magical drug
hat that scrapes the ceilingÂ
cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week
stop saying warlocks are male witches! warlocks are a whole ass third thing!Â
magical sugar daddy
glam goth
looks like a distinguished gay but thatâs only because of, again, magical sugar daddyÂ
probably rich even though you never see them working
fruity drinksÂ
significantly more likely to be twinks than the general population
tentacles

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panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games
Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.
Quick time event: âPRESS THE X BUTTONâ
Me: âOH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??â
âI shouldnât have joined this fandomâŚâ
- me every single time I join a new fandom, and end up sleep deprived, and crying on the floor.
Dear Bellarke shippers
I totally understand that you will defend your ship in every way possible and I can't deny that their relation isn't just a normal friendship at all.
But please stop to hate Echo and please stop to make her down every time it is possible.
I mean...she went up to space with Bellamy and the others. Echo, a grounder, who believed in clans and in a commander and in the system the clans build up over the yeras on earth. She went to space, because she didn't want to die but because she began to see the others as friends too.
She knew about Clarke and Bellamy. She knew he loved Clarke with every single piece of his heart and she knew that Clarke would be always in Bellamys heart (considering they thought Clarke would be dead).
But nevertheless, Echo went in a romantic relationship with Bellamy. She hoped, one day he will truely love her, although she knew it would never be the same love he felt for Clarke. This thought was always in her mind, every single second she was with Bellamy. Maybe it wasn't as big as in the beginning, but after six years in Space, just the two of them and their family, she hoped, Bellamy really loved her. She cared about him and cheered him up and was there for him.
And then they went down to the ground again. "Nothing will change there", he said.
And she was so close to believe what he said. Because she loves him.
And maybe, maybe it could have last a little longer - but in the moment Echo saw Clarke, she knew it was over. All the years in space vanished in front of her eyes, because she knew...
And yes, personally, I feel really sorry for Echo. Yes, she has done some things that might be wrong but so had the others. And to say you love someone or to move into a relationship just 'because Clarke is dead' is a really unfair move by Bellamy.
So please stop to mention your hate for Echo in every single post about The 100, just because you think Bellarke ist meant to be in either way. It might be. But Echo is family now. She got hurt. And I risk to say that it's not her fault at all.
my brain: I have an idea
my art skills: no you fucking donât
you have no right to call me out like this. Too close to home fren.

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The Queen of Soul, who died Thursday, took the song written and first recorded by Otis Redding and made it her own.
Thank you, Aretha Franklin, for teaching millions the meaning of RESPECT.Â
Stiles: Iâm not gay but you look great in that suit.
Derek: Weâre married, Stiles.