They totally said that

stiles, dramatic: the only person that’s against us is my father

derek, goes fishing with the sheriff weekly and watches baseball with him: wdym, your dad loves me

stiles: ?? my dad hates you

derek: are you sure?

stiles: Look *goes to sheriff* daddy, can I be with him?

sheriff, chill af: of course

stiles, falling to his knees: NOOOO— DADDY NO

sheriff: ?? kiddo I’m telling you to freaking be with him??

stiles, with tears in his eyes: BUT I LOVE HIM

sheriff, confused: I like him too, he has money—

stiles, now screeching: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SEPARATE US

sheriff, increasingly concerned: I??? don’t??? want to separate you???

stiles, begging: PLEASE don’t DO this to ME- PLEASE (suddenly incensed) IM GONNA RUN AWAY!!!

sheriff, lowkey giving up and considering this being some sort of possession: ??? run away with him, then ?? DEATON, bring the holy water—

(based on this tiktok - imagine stiles as naruto, derek as sasuke and sheriff as minato)

i’m on baby names list but nothing screams what i want

the name:

- has to be like 6+ letter with an easy nickname

- cannot start with the letter A

- can be unisex

- cannot be eli and cannot be theo

- i will probably choose a polish middle name but i haven’t picked one yet