boldly go, bitch

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to *image of the most revoltingly grotesque creature you've ever seen, so vile it sickens you to your core to gaze upon it*

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

i adore kings rising because it's just laurent's brutal pragmatism constantly going "TWO KINGDOMS CIVIL WAR" while damen is just off to the side going "but 👉👈 relationship? love? romance? 🥺"

#laurent: we're both going to die horribly at this rate but maybe if i get myself killed first you will survive me #and avenge me and save both of our kingdoms with your innate goodness #damen: what are we? allies-with-benefits? boyfriends? fiancés? jk jk...unless...? 👉👈🥺 (via @prettysophist)