boldly go, bitch

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

at the function. straight up 'checking it'. and by it. lets just say. my tumblr

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.