Ah! This Morning! I Have Lived Since Then

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

no because i LOOOOVE the idea that grace is 100% on board with being studied and kinda poked and prodded by eridian doctors. he’s a scientist, and his only hard line is obviously being like. vivisected lol. but here’s a piece of muscle tissue i won’t miss (and of course this becomes the meburgers), here’s a nail clipping, some of my hair, bodily fluids, go ahead and scan me listen to me monitor me learn all you can about me! he’s enthusiastic as hell about it, even though rocky might not be, but grace knows how exciting it must be for them to be able to study alien life for the first time and they’re SO respectful about it too. this is the thing that saved our planet and one of our people, we will learn everything we can about him in the most careful of ways so we know how to take care of him forever.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

"this doesn't make sense" open yiur eyes

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

The little forehead smooch after the most depraved, fucked up, diabolical sex you've ever had is so important.