Ah! This Morning! I Have Lived Since Then

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

all UFO caused by me

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

He didn't want to talk to you.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.