MARSHMELLOWS

it’s dangerous, people have died climbing it and many more have been injured.

it damages the rock, you can see where the trail is because of all the wear and because there’s obviously no bathrooms on top there’s a whole lot of rubbish, used toilet paper and tampons on top further ruining the environment for future generations.

THE TRADITIONAL OWNERS HAVE ASKED YOU NOT TOO. Imagine if people were climbing, shitting on and leaving used tampons on a site significant to you (a church, war memorial, a place of cultural significance i.e. the Louvre.

I will also add that there’s plenty of other stuff to do around there: a tour about the cultural significance of Uluru and the surrounding area, a walk around the rock and watching sunrise and sunset on the rock.

So I want a HP fanfic about Harry, but with one really awesome talent that has shit to do with magic. Like he’s great at drawing, especially comics and he manages to win over Dudley and a little over Vernon because they get hooked onto the plot of his story and he gets money by pawning off his stapled scrap paper comic books to the other kids at school and Harry’s dream is to be a proper comic book artist like in Marvel or something. So when he goes to Hogwarts it’s all 15% holy shit magic and 85% holy shit my muse will never run dry.

He’ll be in Slytherin but the only ambition he has is to draw the best comics ever. Harry would always carry his sketchbook around and he would follow Professor Snape around because that man says the best fucking lines and the way his robes billow? Needs to capture that down. Quirrel reveals Voldemort, damn Harry needs a quick sketch on that but could they just angle themselves a little? Thanks. Gilderoy Lockhart- a prick that knows how to spin a tale, hired to help him with the storylines. Sirius Black? There was no way he was going to miss out capturing the inner mind of a criminal as crazy as this.

Soon everyone wants to read Harry’s new comics. It’s a craze that Harry takes full advantage of. Triwizard tournament, more like an opportunity for his art to be spread across an international level.

A slash element would be great too though not needed, maybe diary!Tom would be wooed by all the random doodling Harry does in the diary, because Harry loves how he can just sketch whatever and the stuff immediately gets wiped off the pages so no one can steal his ideas.

fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

“This is you handling it,” they say. “You’re never too big to ask your mom for help.”

“You’re literally not my mother,” you sob.