Campho's Cove

From now on I keep the cuntiest Dan Howell pinned on my blog

does dan turn his eyes into cartoony hearts on purpose or does that just happen

“you made such an effort to look nice that you looked almost dementedly perfect” i feel insane

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

i have an image in my mind of phil in the phouse saying something and then saying he needs to touch wood and dan jokingly going for the button on his trousers and phil laughing and shoving him

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

every time i watch them make the american cocktail and say how terrible it looks all i can think is it reminds me, as a us american, of the notoriously polluted lake in my hometown and i’m just like no that cocktail feels very real and true to me