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Somehow, Dan managed to survive high school relatively unscathed despite his embarrassing choice in underwear. Little did he know that his lack of bullying would set him up for the ultimate humiliation when he started college. His three roommates were the typical bros. They’d hang around the apartment in nothing but their boxer shorts, drinking cheap beer, and getting riled up over their sexual conquests with the girls on campus. It didn’t take long before they realized what a dork Dan was. He’d seclude himself in his room to study most nights and always managed to keep his undies out of sight. That is until one night, when Dan was brushing his teeth, his roommate Collin discovered his white secret. “Sup Dan?” Collin said as he meandered around him to take a piss. “Not much man, just a long day of classes”. The two didn’t say much else while Collin finished up. Dan bent over the sink to spit out the toothpaste and that’s when Collin noticed Dan’s white waistband sticking out. He reached over and grabbed the waistband with one hand, pulling it back slightly. “No way dude, are you seriously wearing tighty whities?” Dan was a little shocked but didn’t think much of it, he tried to play it off cool. “Oh uhh yeah dude, only because it’s laundry day though.” “Laundry day, huh? Hey Finn, get in here!” Finn entered the doorway to the bathroom. “What’s up Collin? Oh hey, are those tighty whities??? What a dork! Haha” “No dude, it’s just laundry day, Danny boy here swears by it!” “Is that so? You know, when I was in high school, I had quite the reputation for giving out wedgies. Anytime I’d wedgie a loser he’d insist it was ‘laundry day’, but there’s only one way to find out for sure…” Finn slinked away and headed into Dan’s room while Collin maintained his grip on Dan’s underwear. Not even a full minute later, Finn reappeared in the doorway holding at least a dozen pairs of white briefs in his hands. “Laundry day, huh?” He said mockingly. Dan’s heart sank, he didn’t even have words to respond, he just hung his head in shame. Collin moved directly behind Dan now, latching both is his hands on Dan’s waistband. “Looks like Danny boy here is a little tighty whitey wearing liar. You know what happens to lying losers, Dan? They get wedgies!” Dan’s face was bright red now, he was speechless and helpless, all he could do was look in the mirror at his embarrassing predicament. He could see the glee in Collin’s eyes, but nothing would prepare him for what he was about to endure. “It’s wedgie time!” Collin shouted as he yanked Dan’s briefs sky high. Within an instant he was forced up on his toes as the white cotton split his butt cheeks and invaded his crack. His balls and dick were crushed and pulled backwards into a tight wad of fabric. He instinctively grabbed his balls, hoping to gain some relief, but that’s when Finn stepped in and held his wrists against the bathroom sink. “No way man, you’re gonna take this wedgie!” “It’s what you get for wearing tighty fuckin whities!” Collin added as he bounced Dan like a yo-yo by his briefs. Up and down, up and down, Dan’s ass was on fire, and his tormentors laughed their asses off which just egged them on further. “Finn I bet we could hang this dork, what do you think?” “Oh yeah, he’s due for a hanging wedgie. Let’s get him!” “NO GUYS! Wait! Please! I’LL DO ANYTHING!” Dan was begging and screaming at this point, which only encouraged Collin and Finn. “Dude get on the other side of the door, I’ll hoist him up and you grab his waistband from there!” Collin managed to lift Dan up against the door, while Finn grabbed his waistband and pulled it over the top, latching it on the hook that faced out into the hallway. Dan was mortified. He looked up and met Collins eyes, “please dude… I can’t take anymore, my ass is killing me…” “Sorry bro, but if you wear tighty whities around us, you’re going to get wedgied. That’s just how it is. Now hang tight, we’ll be back tomorrow morning to check in on you, dork.” With that, Collin released his grip on Dan and dropped him into the wedgie. “Later loser! Haha”

He’s taking those briefs up his ass like a man. Guess even jocks can get their cheeks flossed.

Someone, let me do this to you 👀