Hang The Code

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like "nah, fuck that" and became a king instead.

I touched it up a bit. You can download here.

Totally watching this today.

Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

"Occasional visits from squid man"

Best comment.

#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath

Seriously… after the first movie we could have done without Will & Elizabeth entirely. The sappy romance in the first movie served as a good counterpoint to the pirates, but after that first film it just felt like every time they were on the screen all I could think was “When are we getting back to the awesome piratedramaz?”