oh wyrm?

Brutalism is when there’s concrete. The more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

This is somewhat reassuring

At a grocery store before I had top surgery there was a couple Infront of me. The guy was pointing at random folks around and saying to the girl, “I’d fight him for you, I’d whoop him for you, I’d beat him for you.” She nods toward me and says “what about this dude behind you?”. I have my headphones in (without music) and I see the guy glance behind himself at me, make a face and look back to her. “Nah, girl, did you see his chest? He could probably knock me out with his pec, girl” Honestly it was a life changing event.

official boob post

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

i never knew that i was pirating anime and manga as a kid like i genuinely just thought it was free online

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

This tumblr shit is easy

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

I need you to know that this scene ended with the lady vampire telling off the beefy redhead by saying something like “oh please, there’s not a thing in the world you haven’t tried to fuck or make a boat out of” and he responds by just yelling “I’m a VIKING; it’s what we DO!”