cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

Friendly unfriendly reminder that "Ovulation is like an animal being in heat and makes you stupid" has been a keystone of western misogyny pretty much since Europe worked out what periods are.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

the masses only care about the girls starving themselves when its not something they can ignore anymore; ariana grande used to be "just naturally petite" - only now once they can see her skeleton does anyone feel the need to express their concern. and, of course, the fattest of us will starve ourselves constantly, months at a time, for years of our lives, and the only thing we ever get out of it is a congratulations. starvation is ugly, but thinness is chic - i mean, ariana grande wasn't even actually fat before! her mind is sick so she just thinks she's fat. she's starving herself wrongly. thin people are not supposed to starve. only fat people!

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

I genuinely believe that the colonization of North America is one of the greatest calamities ever to take place in human history, and I say this as someone who wouldn't exist without it.