Prophet

She was READY

I’m not sure what I love more, the butt wiggle as the cat gets it’s legs in positions by just walking it’s back half around, or the way the cat is so resigned after the dog has caught it, like it’s thinking ‘jfc not again just let me pounce something’

who was recording me

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

@callme-ish

I WASN’T READY

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

i hate

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

The entire family is filled with horrible, delusional idiots