that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

I want to consume a bunch of AA batteries before my death so i can both impress and horrify the coroners 

why AAs? you could fit many more batteries in there if you opted for AAAs

because AAAs are useless and I at least want my tummy batteries to go power a remote or something

Scandinavian folklore is often Like That, there’s a whole subgenre of “hero collects men with really specific skills to win the hand of the princess” (like a guy who can run so fast you can’t see him move, a guy who can hear stuff on the other side of the world, and a guy who can shoot an arrow through an acorn from 10 miles away) and it’s not counted as sorcery but as just those guys can Do That.

Round Table of Guys Who Can Do That

“My liege, I knoweth a guy.”

me and the bois GETTIN EVOLVED

when the vitamin gummies kick in

*floop flop*

Somebody removed the source, which is really a shame because the original video is very good and is also from a wildcat conservation center: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuR82BBAEBJ/ like why would you want to take away the ability to click through and find more big cat videos???

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

Those lil dudes from Stardew Valley b like \[. .]/

once i figure out how to argue without crying its over for u bitches

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

@imfunnydamit

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

Funniest thing is that they name Thomas Hildern some random side quest giver but not Joshua Graham main character of an entire ass DLC

new genre called “evil music” that exists specifically to antagonize you

grindcore already exists dude

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

Hey… this is just. A small shout-out to those of you who have successfully left cults and/or are in the process of doing so. What you’ve done is very brave, and you are not wrong or evil or selfish for wanting to escape from that, even if the obstacles between you and freedom are psychological rather than physical, even if you feel foolish for thinking of it as a “cult”.

Furthermore: it is not strange rituals and clothing that defines a cult. It’s far less about religious beliefs than it is controlling group dynamics. It may be more useful to think of a cult as a type of emotionally abusive relationship in which members are groomed and manipulated by a leader and each other… the “theme” might be a god, an individual, or even something as innocuous as fandom. There may be cults within larger religions - even individual churches can construct group dynamics typical of a traditional cult.

Having gotten into paganism in the late 80′s and early 90′s I came across the  Advanced Bonewits’ Cult Danger Evaluation Frame.  Over the years I have found it useful not just religiously but also socially to avoid some pretty toxic groups.  Not only religious groups (bible studies and recovery groups mostly), but I have seen high ratings in secular things like Multi-Level Marketing schemes, primitive skills groups, and even a Pirate Reenactment club.

we recommend Steven Hassan’s book, Combatting Cult Mind Control, it’s an oldie but a goodie by an ex-Moonie who does exit counseling for cult survivors