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much like fujoshis, I suspect that a lot of so called fag-hags are just transmasc eggs. Tiffany, you have more gay male friends than female ones, I can tell that maybe you're getting something from it other than hot takes on Drag Race ok... you're not being subtle you just think no one is paying attention... but I am...

"I want to go hang out at the gay bar but I don't want to feel like I'm intruding" boy get on testosterone already

*lights the tip of ur dick and smokes u like a joint*

I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

Attention Walmart shoppers there is a homosexual employee with frosted tips in the electronics department

Mahjong must be swiftly eradicated from the earth and all other realms

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

This guy...

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

saw a girl wearing a shirt that said CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH! and it kind of startled me out of my breakdown for a second