mikupawws (eva stratts biggest fan)

He deserves to be the weird, cool uncle to Rocky and Adrian's pebble babies.

Sometime after the canon Simon FreakOut, Simon realized that he can use this to his advantage in an attempt to court Grace.

For Example:

Rocky: Grace spend too much time with Simon!

Grace: Rocky, we’ve talked about this. Simon is very clearly a species where he needs skin to skin contact on the daily or he doesn’t feel well

Simon, literally holding Grace on top of him: *in eel speak(?)* ~yep, totally need that. It’s not just cuz I get crabby when you don’t cuddle me~

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Grace, thinking aloud: your species must be such social creatures! I can’t imagine a whole planet filled with people who have the need to cuddle daily!

Simon: ~Yes…social creatures…~

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Grace, seeing Simon wearing the harness: oh! Is that a cultural thing? For modesty? Would you be more comfortable if I wore one?

Simon, quite literally foaming at the mouth at that idea: ~YES PLEASE~

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It’s even better if, for whatever reason, Rocky can understand Simon’s eel language but doesn’t say a thing because Grace clearly needs the contact that Rocky can’t provide

That doesn’t mean he’s happy about it, though

Rocky: Simon hog Grace, statement.

Simon: ~Cry about it~

Rocky: *rolls over his foot*

Simon: ~You son of a—!~

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Rocky, watching them cuddle* Simon is little baby

Simon: ~I will kill you~

Rocky: Rocky like to see Simon try, statement.

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Grace, watching them talk to each other while Rocky had turned off the translator: I wonder what they’re talking about, maybe their species can become friends!

Rocky, to Simon: Little bitch boy!

Simon: ~stone faced little asshole!~

Rocky: Clingy sad man!

Simon: ~Jealous rock head!~

Rocky: Ugly fish boy!