A kingdom of conscience, or nothing

i think people who collect funko pops are insane and demented but i also think it’s funny how common the experience is for people my age to have gotten like a single very specific one as a gift and don’t want to get rid of it and now it just lives in their house. … and you have to explain no I do not support the funko pop craze but this is my [whatever] from [whoever]. I brought this up on twitter once and the pairings of specific singular funko pop to who owned it were like actually hilarious

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

Please god it would be so funny

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and