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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen
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what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
In updates, Parliament has confirmed that Count Binface won't be allowed to wear the bin or costume in Parliament:
He also did an interview:
We're just doing a retelling of the 'Dish and Dishonesty' episode of Blackadder the Third.
Called 'Bin and Dishonesty'

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A battle between good and weevil
Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and
I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons
the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
Immediately I love him
Wikipedia says that "the Ancient Macedonians believed that to see a least weasel was a good omen"
and I agree! I saw the small beast and now I am happier than before. omen fulfilled
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id: painting, in a mushroom field a capybara is abducted on a beam from a spaceship with a happy alien inside

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*English man with a mustache in a period drama voice* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN.
YOU have an angel and devil on your shoulder. I have some sort of WW1 infantry commander standing behind me screaming at me during stressful situations.
Tennis suit, London, photo by Daily Mirror, Les Modes 1919 (A19,N185).
BLACK SAILS, I.

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licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think
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I need someone to come kill me bc we need a new furnace /AC unit and its $21,000.