So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago Iām going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, āThatās human chicken.ā
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase āhuman chickenā, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, āBehold, a man!ā
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so manyā¦many reasons.
@mikewoulddothat Behold!


















