Biology? Vulcan Biology? The Biology Of Vulcans?

forever based as hell that Cecil Palmer, yapper of all time, oversharer of all time, somehow managed to keep his Entire Child from us for like. years. years. Extremely successfully, too! He slipped up i'd say less than five times and barely any of them were noticable except in hindsight. Cecil Palmer managed to keep a huge part of his personal life a secret. for years. it blows my mind. Cecil Palmer Guy Who Confessed His Undying Love To Carlos Literally The Second He Stepped Foot In Night Vale And Wouldn't Shut Up About It For Years, kept a secret. and the secret was an entire child. character of the century.

Every time a welcome to night vale fanartist resists the urge to draw Cecil Gershwin Palmer in the stereotypical tumblr sexyman uniform(sharp 3 piece suit in a fun colour) and explodes a party city on him instead an angel earns its wings

the funniest bumper sticker in my neighborhood is the person who has a "i bought this before elon went crazy" sticker on their 2007 nissan altima

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)