Biology? Vulcan Biology? The Biology Of Vulcans?

the funniest bumper sticker in my neighborhood is the person who has a "i bought this before elon went crazy" sticker on their 2007 nissan altima

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair