Biology? Vulcan Biology? The Biology Of Vulcans?

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

An extremely underrated technique is a scene that should be loud with explosions/shouting/chaos of some form but is actually filmed in silence or with desolate music over. The quietness does more than any barrage of sound effects