Biology? Vulcan Biology? The Biology Of Vulcans?

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

Future Star Trek writers should be required to swear a blood oath to just forget section 31 and never mention it again. putting that up on the shelf, you had your fun. back to utopia time.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Queer joy detected!

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

forever based as hell that Cecil Palmer, yapper of all time, oversharer of all time, somehow managed to keep his Entire Child from us for like. years. years. Extremely successfully, too! He slipped up i'd say less than five times and barely any of them were noticable except in hindsight. Cecil Palmer managed to keep a huge part of his personal life a secret. for years. it blows my mind. Cecil Palmer Guy Who Confessed His Undying Love To Carlos Literally The Second He Stepped Foot In Night Vale And Wouldn't Shut Up About It For Years, kept a secret. and the secret was an entire child. character of the century.

Every time a welcome to night vale fanartist resists the urge to draw Cecil Gershwin Palmer in the stereotypical tumblr sexyman uniform(sharp 3 piece suit in a fun colour) and explodes a party city on him instead an angel earns its wings

the funniest bumper sticker in my neighborhood is the person who has a "i bought this before elon went crazy" sticker on their 2007 nissan altima

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much