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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

Wait… How big did you think they were??

absolutely disgusted that time passes while I'm distracted. it should do that where I can see it, or not at all

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

that's just what gay friend groups are like

#the trilogy should have been about them#really someone should have checked with me#a stormtrooper uprising led by finn#a nobody from nowhere proving jedi will continue to be born rwgardless of politics#and the crowned son of the rebellion learning to take over power#see i solved your trilogy#they get married in the end#because poe has a last name to give and rey and finn are in need of one