Unravel

sway hips in a figure 8 motion

do this while bending the knees into a squat position

come back up

raise arms above head

look at armpit seductively

put hands in hair

don’t pay attention to the beat

at all

this is your dancefloor

you rule the school, Megan

Cassandra (she’s the cop) 

Solas

Sera

Dorian

Cole

Iron Bull

Madam Vivienne

Also Solas

Blackwall

Varric (the sassy bastard) 

the hinterlands: i am the biggest. there is nowhere bigger than this

the hissing wastes: heh guess again motherfucker

the exalted plains: thedas is awful. what the fuck thedas what the fuck. damn. you all need andraste

the emerald graves: world’s #1 most beautiful mass graveyard

the storm coast: bring bull here for wet titty

crestwood: by night, a festering shitpool. by day, a slightly less festering shitpool, now with sunlight!

val royeaux: hon hon monsieur baguette chapeau fromage

emprise du lion: do you wanna build a snowman

the fallow mire: great date spot 10/10 would recommend bringing your sweetie to harvest diseased flesh from the stinking bog 

the western approach: arabian NIIIIIIIIIIGHTS like arabian DAAAAAAYS 

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

Sae Lavellan: 

Anise (if she the Inquisitor)

Elizabeth Bennet:

Jane Bennet:

Lydia Bennet:

Mr Darcy:

Mr Bingley:

Mr Collins:

George Wickham:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:

humans: 

*a generally normal object but very, very small*