What are you, some kind of loverboy?

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

smth smth ppl with blue eyes or w/e

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you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

Design work i did for a project in 2017

SOPHIE photographed by Renata Raksha for Glamcult (2018)

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

mass effect + literal space

This garden flag will be a great heirloom in 300 years. (From an outlet store near me that I only semi-jokingly describe as selling Amazon returns and expired food.)

Two brohemians taking a load off and definitely not doing anything unchristian.