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i am trying to chop firewood with my large hairy arms and heaving muscular chest. can you please keep the women with cat ears away from my encampment.

posting fucking nothing on my nofans account 

Brushes you with an egg white wash so you'll develop a nice glaze in the oven

hey thanks

we're watching a drama & my grandpa just said "she needs some apple pie. that'll fix things" fjfjgjjh

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

im sooooo good at sautéing onions 

shut up saurfang sauteing and caramelizing are two different equally delicious ways of preparing onions. sometimes you want them to maintain some crispness and fresh flavor especially when seasoned with some oregano, chili, lemon garlic, etc. this is why you’re an embarrassment to the Horde