Per aspera ad astra

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Yes! Thank god they actually mentioned men in breast cancer awareness. It may be less likely but a lot of men die because they don’t think they can get it.

be the change you want to see in the world

Please, for all of us... Buy it. Do it for humanity.

I would but for the rad skeleton man to rock your Halloween parties and make your neighbors extremely jealous takes a sacrifice of $99 fucking exactly

a small price to pay to rattle these bones

I've changed my mind, everyone reblog this version instead

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

I don’t

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

i always knew mercutio was gay but i just wanna say that realising he’s not actually a montague or a capulet and just shows up for the drama is truly the final nail in his rainbow-painted coffin

bi people be like: *gets served food at a restaurant once by an individual around their age and are like* “just met an angel today I’m in love :)”

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous

some days, you’ll oversleep and be late to class or work, you’ll look like an absolute mess, you’ll fail your biggest exam of the year, you’ll drop your phone in a puddle outside, you’ll say the wrong thing at the wrong time, you’ll lose the person you thought was the love of your life. you’ll cry your eyes out and feel so completely hopeless because everything seems like it’s going wrong, but even on those days, you’ll have people that love you. and some days, that’s all that matters. and that’s okay.

This whole post is a big big big mood

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

which is why fat representation is so so important

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