men's tits enthusiast

"all masculinity is toxic" that sucks for you, get more creative and weird with it immediately

Me, seeing the first frame of this video: Oh, mama's at the end of her rope. :')

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations

adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god

alvin and the chipmunks

“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

I think if u take anders with while recruiting fenris he should pause the cutscene to ask what kind of magic fenris was using when he pulled that guy's heart straight out of his chest and Fenris should walk up to him and pull his out too. for fun.

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