Human Dumpster Fire

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

30?

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting

there is a specific type of tired that feels the same way in your eyeballs that being really hungry feels in your stomach

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

give it up for bread with soup

the sexual validation is nice, but you know what really does it for me? A dozen separate people at the party telling me they like my outfit

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

it must've gone crazy to be drunk on white wine and one two xans playing farmville while your children are asleep in your upper middle class home in 2011

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time