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donutdrawsthings

Made to endure tougher stuff, but still yearning for sunny days.

positivelyqueer

[ID: digital illustrated comic wolverine stand in snow forest. It get progressively covered more and more snow, while it sit, looking down. Suddenly it shake all snow off. It then stand and look forward. /end ID]

nookisms

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

nookisms

paddysnuffles

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

973 (979.2 is not 977.1)

geography of the united states (utah is not ohio)

lesserknownwaifus

Lesser-known waifu: not Calvin's mom

rakdos-dogdyke

The whole story is really cute btw ^w^

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

741.56

comic strips (re: calvin and hobbes)

ymutate

Millard Owen Sheets (American, 1907-1989)

The Night Herd, n.d.

Watercolor, charcoal and ink on paperboard

22 x 30 in. (55.9 x 76.2 cm.)

Private collection

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sophsun1

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

alt-illustrations

Kakapo in camouflage Prints / Commissions

mademoiseli

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

atonau

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

merlinmumbles

Okay but who's the one human actor playing?

literary-potato

I vote Nobody, but I could see arguments for Helen of Troy or Circe as well.

Also important:

How does the Circe turning men into pigs thing get handled given that Miss Piggy is a pig-Muppet and there are multiple other muppets who are already canonically pig-Muppets?

They get turned into real live action pigs, nobody remarks on it

They get turned into real live action pigs & Piggy looks directly at the camera

They get turned into chickens

They get turned into live action humans

Nothing happens at first to the guy Muppet-pig, so Circe has to get creative

Other/I’m bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 30

Just to clarify my vision on a couple of these:

* by chickens I mean Muppet-chickens à la Camilla (Gonzo naturally would have some reaction to this)

* in the “nothing happens at first to muppet pig”, what I’m visualizing is that Cpt James Pork (or whatever his name is - the pigs in space one) is in the crew, everyone else in the crew gets transformed into either live action pigs or non-sentient Muppet-pigs (walking on 4 legs, etc), and he is completely unchanged… until Circe sighs and snaps her fingers again, and he turns into some other animal (maybe a chicken? or possibly a live action human, in which case it’s obviously either an INSANE celebrity cameo pull with someone who’s normally top billing, or literally William Shatner)

literary-potato

Can I just say I really appreciate that our collective commitment to the Muppets is so strong that at 120-something votes, not one person has chosen other/vanilla extract?

gardengarlic

Every time this crosses my dash there's a different string of comments and they are all gold so I'm consolidating.

amuseoffyre

Circe - only human in the film, played by Anne Hathaway! - turning the pig muppet crew into humans and Miss Piggy gasping "You monster!"

balo-badartist

wolf cub

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bobbole

Daniele Castellano

everything-on-planet-earth

SILVANUS ~ Guardian of the Forest

A tribute to the first fic I ever read Angel’s Wild. It’s weird to think how long ago I read it but it’s still one of my top 5 favourite fics and Silvanus is freaking badass. (How they hell do you pronounce his name though??)

no-celebration

Niagara Falls

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

since football and football have the same names i think we should resolve this with my new sport Definitive Football, detailed thusly:

the field is a standard football field including the goals, goalposts, and end zones

there are four teams: two football teams, and two football teams

the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it

at the same time

on the same field

while dodging around the teams playing the other football

either football can be interacted with by either team as if it were their football, including all rules for how they can interact with it and how they can score with it

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

i think this would result in several exciting new and innovative forms of long-term injury

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

not anymore now there's just Definitive Football and nothing else so there's no confusion

froxictog

I don't know what that image used to be, but the crop now makes it look like Tumblr's User Guidelines are the rules to Definitive Football, which is a concerning development in several ways.

tamamoland-of-the-deep-abyss

that's great i'm glad you're enjoying my ongoing harassment

anik

i love this guy

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sea-salted-wolverine

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

sea-salted-wolverine

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

sea-salted-wolverine

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

waldemarstr

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

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