you should see the other guy

Daily affirmations: I will not let somebody else's lack of critical thinking skills ruin my mood

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers