you should see the other guy

Daily affirmations: I will not let somebody else's lack of critical thinking skills ruin my mood

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

no matter who you follow they always turn out to be a tumblr user

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

rereading my own fanfic for flow like damn this is fire why tf isn't there more of it. but of course i am the one who has to make the more of it

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.