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Scooby Doo Comic 

Happy Halloween!

Carl the Animator: “Oh, great, what now?”

Ted the Animator: “It’s about your skeleton.”

Carl the Animator: “My skeleton’s amazing! What’s the problem?!”

Ted the Animator: “…it’s too good.”

Carl the Animator: “…what.”

Ted the Animator: “Hanna-Barbera just sent the rest of the script. They forgot to mention it was just a guy in a costume all along.”

Carl the Animator: “Aaaaand my super-epic skeleton is wrong for that why, exactly?”

Ted the Animator: “Well… the whole ‘not having room for a body underneath’ is prolly part of it.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh. That’s stupid.”

Ted the Animator: “There’s no time to change this earlier stuff, but things like real, exposed leg bones…”

Ted the Animator: “…don’t exactly work…”

Ted the Animator: “…for a ‘fake sheriff guy in a suit’ reveal.”

Carl the Animator: “Humph. Well, I’ll endeavor to make him look sufficiently less-cool in the future.”

*2 weeks later*

Ted the Animator: “…so, about the current skeleton design.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh no.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s just that… well, HB just informed us that the fake sheriff is gonna be a very corpulent fellow.”

Carl the Animator: “C’mon, I’ve been adding more room in the ‘suit,’ and gave a black outline!”

Ted the Animator: “Yeah, but he’s… he’s a very large guy.”

Carl the Animator: “Ugh.”

Ted the Animator: “And very ridiculous-looking.”

Carl the Animator: “I feel like my skeletal artistic vision is being stripped away.”

Ted the Animator: “Can you just try to make him a little pudgier and less-serious from now on?”

Carl the Animator: “Fiiiiiiine.”

*1 week later*

Ted the Animator: “Ok, um… as unsure as I am about that guy behind him…”

Ted the Animator: “…that’s a nice improvement. That’s a sufficiently chubby, less-real-looking skeleton.”

Carl the Animator: “Thanks, I guess.”

Ted the Animator: “…buuuut HB would like it if he could be a little–”

Carl the Animator: “Seriously?! MORE pudgy and ridiculous?!”

Ted the Animator: “Yes, unfortunately, they–”

Carl the Animator: “FINE. Here.”

*30 seconds later*

Carl the Animator: “There. Is that lame enough to work?”

Ted the Animator: “…erm… yes, actually, they love that design, and… want us to stick with it.”

Carl the Animator: *sigh*

Ted the Animator: “Y’know, somehow, I feel a little something has been lost along the way since the first depiction of the character.”

Carl the Animator: “You mean like ‘any semblance of dignity?’ Like that?”

Ted the Animator: “Well… yeah.”

Carl the Animator: “My poor, poor skeleton.”