Still Trash

rogers rabbit horny moments

roger rabbit penis attack

roger rabbit cums and dies

what was up with the wendy williams meme last year. it wasnt bad or anything i liked it but what the fuck

THIS ERA

this person sounds exactly like their character should

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

The audio is just 

literally have had this queued for a year

In honor of the holiday

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

Love when artists put “reblogging for the morning crowd!” “Reblogging for the weekend crowd!” in the tags to justify reblogging their own art. But lets not lie to ourselves anymore. Im reblogging for the exact same crowd i just need them to know i mean business. Im reblogging for the didn’t take a hint the first time crowd. Reblogging for the crowd that needs to understand i spent 20 hours on this.

i had to adapt to fucking survive

ppl with tumblr blogs older than 7 yrs old have been getting deleted randomly in the epitome of Functional Website so given this blog is from 2012 if i disappear suddenly, know i did not purposefully delete

worth knowing.

To my followers. If my blog suddenly goes missing and i can’t get it back, you’ll find me on DeviantArt. 

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

I typed “I’m done with my shit” instead of “shift” here when I was 9 and got banned temporarily, and I cried so much and my mom was like “if you keep swearing online no company will hire you as an adult” and today still I don’t fucking know why she said that bc it made me cry even more.