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self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

people who actually identify themselves as “gamers” are my least favorite kind of people

the G in LGBT stands for gamers

Let’s Players Gamers Bros Titties (the ones the #SJWs are trying to STEAL from gamers)

The t actually stands for Twitch Streamers so let’s not erase anybody here uwu

i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

if we dating and you sit next to me, ill always put my hand on ur thigh

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

THE BABIES

my heart !!!!

Cuties