It takes me a little longer to speak

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Beware!!

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

I need this.

this post is ruining my life

your historic preservation consultant sounds like a real square

I feel called out by this post.

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

Good riddance to that indefensibly corrupt wretch who should be in Federal prison.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

Signs it’s too hot outside

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

in case you ever need to show someone a picture of a nonsexualized nude woman, here’s one for you.

I have a lot of feelings about this myth like y’all just leave my girl a l o n e

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps