Orally fixated bisexual

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

imagine it’s 1985 and you’re in love with someone but haven’t told them yet and it’s killing you inside and you’re so horny you’re practically in heat. and then bruce springsteen drops i’m on fire

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself