Orally fixated bisexual

I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

"you're biased in favor of trans women" yes. i am. and i'm entirely right for it.