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I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball