Love is weakness

comic sands

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

emily dickinson suggestion: be so reclusive that people in your town refer to you as “the myth”

dorian gray jokes just never get old

not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js 

why would you say “not to sound like jane austen” and then quote her directly