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What political statement is this even meant to convey

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

every time I drink ramune I have the deep desire to crack open the bottle to get to the marble. I just wanna do it at least once to get it out of my system

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

That last one honestly belongs in hell

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

what kind of cookie are you

All garden eels look like they’re saying “I angy” in a really high pitch quiet voice

@sugarkat

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