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yippee!!!!

this is the one that makes me wish Zillow had a comments section because brothers, sisters, and cousins what the fuck is this

it starts off with your generic modern front facade that looks like a recently remodeled taco bell, mcdonalds, or chipotle

the clashing mix of materials is pretty par for the course for these new ambitious builds

but then you get around to the back and sides of the house and

bruh

what

lmao

you didn't even fucking tryyyyy

hold on honey lemme just step outsi—WAOOOUGH BLAM

used hospitality to hold me prisoner

and made my mother weep and beg

for my safe return

you simpered and called it the love

for which you yearn

just like him

you forced your red ripe

story between my lips

and will not let me scream

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak