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consolecadet

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

smol-civet

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

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threefeline

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

sabertoothwalrus

shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays

thanksgiving

christmas

not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis

but we persist. valentines

st patricks day

and the latest, easter

petrichormeraki

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

petrichormeraki

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

helloitsbees

spitblossoms

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spitblossoms

catchymemes

musingsofaraven

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

i-llbedammned

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

hyperactivehedgehog

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

erebus0dora

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

lowestechelonabomination

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

entities-of-posts

The Beholding

dailywomen

WINONA RYDER AnOther Autumn, Winter 2024

moneyissues

speedlimit15

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

#happy birthday to this post #this post is 12 years old #this post is in fifth grade #i remember when this post was born #help i’m old

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

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trek-daily

gaytanic-panic

were--ralph

what if werewolves were real but they were all heterosexual

what if you didnt send me hate mail

poetrylesbian

being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.

choxtopia

Top 10 chair opponents:

1. That white plastic garden chair. Fuck that thing.

2. The old rickety metal folding chair that's already wobbly before you give it to me.

3. Those fabric outdoor folding chairs you take to go camping, or to the beach or the park. We'll all be on the ground if it's not a heavy duty one.

4. Those fuckass outdoor wedding chairs that fold up. Nothing better than sweating through your dress or suit, shaking hoping to not break a rented chair on the most important day of someone else's life.

5. The same chair but at funerals. It's only lower bc at least if I bust my ass at a funeral I'm going to brighten someone's day as they laugh at me rolling around trying to get back up.

6. The seats at old timey theaters built during the dust bowl/depression era when everyone was starving. A three hour musical is just long enough for your whole lower body to go numb. Even with the intermission.

7. Any non metal chair at those trendy brunch places. Wicker held together with string are the biggest opps of the bunch but they're almost all bad.

8. Booths at cheap restaurants/old booth seats with no internal bones. Also any where the tables or seats are bolted to the ground. Why? For what purpose??

9. Office chairs that say they're big and tall but they sadly deflate after a month or two. The utter betrayal.

10. Your well meaning friend who actually tried to get you a chair that worked but it still didn't. Now my skinny nice friend is also sad, you monster.

kurhanchyk

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

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