the biggest and gayest

I don't want to go to work I want to engage in gay boy activities

brand new used car

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

[ID: Impassioned, Remorseful Emails That Will Have Your Professor Saying, ‘OK’ end ID]

getting into a twitter fight and saying “why don’t we take this to tumblr” so we can suicide bait each other

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

what do they put in october and november that makes them the most ungodly mental breakdown psychosis inducing months imaginable. what are they storing in the orange leaves and generally grey drowsy atmosphere

NEEDS that shirt

if carrie happened today and someone asked how the bullies got a bucket of blood into prom in the first place the school would just be like "well it's not alcohol 🤷‍♂️"

wait.

you mean marie curie??????????

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet