Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

being kind is Gothic Lolita 😌

it’s frustrating when you’re talking about an inherently oppressive institution that dehumanizes everyone who is subjected to it and someone is like “it’s especially bad for those it is incorrectly applied to!” as though being the intended victim of an injustice makes it less of a tragedy

been thinking about this lately after some discussions about historical marriage where people have chimed in about how extra awful it would have been for trans men forced into The Wife Role because of dysphoria. which like. yeah. but the thing about The Wife Role in the context of not having civil rights and being the property of a husband is that it is inherently dysphoria-inducing to anyone who identifies as a human being instead of an object.

had a stress dream last night that maggie and i adopted a standard poodle and very quickly it began tearing our lives apart and had energy and physical ability we simply could NOT cope with and then the veterinarian called and was like "we got your dog's DNA results back" (nonsense plot bc this is a dream) "your poodle is actually not fully poodle. even thought it looks exactly like a poodle in every way, it's actually 80% belgian malinois." and i was like oh we are fucked

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Now you have a whole new dimension via which to appreciate them

Op can may we inquire about the website list

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

happy Halloween guys