lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

If a post expressing an opinion has more than ten thousand notes you can be absolutely dead sure that it's bullshit. There aren't ten thousand reasonable people on tumblr.

What if a thousand reasonable people can be found? Will this hellsite be spared? What about ten?

Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔

Sometimes on ao3 you end up wishing for v targeted filters that could never actually be implemented. Pls ao3 show me only authors who are 30+

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music

Why are people so offended if you don't like Mamdani lmao. He's a fucking politician. Why do I have to be in his fan club? If he ends up being great for NYC, cool. I still think it's stupid to act like he's idk The Face Of The Party when he is literally just a mayor who isn't even one year into his term. Also I live in fucking Tennessee. I didn't vote for him. I never will vote for him. Because I don't live in NYC.

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls