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i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

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evilwizard

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

evilwizard

IN A SCARY WAY

queenofskys5

Thank you Evil Wizard, finally someone to scare away the creeps!

evilwizard

I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO WORK ON OUR COMMUNICATION

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kermitreactions

these are the advanced artificial intelligence persona that will greet us at drive-thrus in 2039

kermitreactions

baby boomers: millennials..so ENTITLED….HA…eating avocado on toast, want the world on a SILVER platter…i fought hard for everyth ing

millennials: i had a dream that by working two jobs i had just enough to take care of a dog in my tiny apartment and i almost cried

baby boomers: i sent mysel f to college by selling toast on the streetside

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burrito is good for when sad time

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"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

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venusswasaboy

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

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faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

tourfilm

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

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