hello, detective

I will not be impressed with technology until I can print gifs and glue them all over my room

Look at me mom, I just spent the entire day bingewatching Lucifer and now I'm crying in my bedroom, are you proud of me, mom?

me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

I fucking adore this man

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.