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Jason Todd and…

Summary: Dick gets dosed with truth serum. Everyone has a miserable time.

Excerpt:

“You know I ignore your calls sometimes?” Dick told them casually.

Tim’s jaw dropped. “You- What?” Jason looked equally stunned.

Dick held a hand in front of his face and picked at his nails. “I ignore your calls. Sometimes it’s just so… UGH. Haha.” He scratched his jaw. “’S’like, no. Not today. Fix your own fucking problems.”

Jason barges into Dick’s room and forces him to talk about feelings, to their mutual horror.

Catalina Flores/Mirage/Talia consent discussions.

Feat. Revealing conversations, bros being bros, and moving towards healing.

Excerpt:

Roy was sitting at his kitchen table at 2am, bent over a dissembled AR-15, when Red Hood crashed through his window.

“Jesus fuck!” Roy leapt up and grabbed a grenade off the table before registering who was in front of him. “Jaybird? What- Grrk.”

Red Hood had picked Roy up by his shirt and slammed him against the wall, pinning him with a heavily-armoured forearm.

“What did you do with my brother?” Hood growled, the helmet’s voice distorter turning his words into a feral growl.

“Nothing!” answered Roy immediately, before amending, “Which one?”

Red Hood uses rubber bullets and kills someone anyway.

If you’re feeling angsty, he gravely wounds Nightwing, who either jumped in front of the bullet or was hit accidentally because he was doing something flippy too close to the fight.

Because “Red Hood doesn’t kill” is one thing, but “…so he uses rubber bullets” is another.

So he gets out this little tube of solvent to dissolve the glue and he’s like, “Hang on, one sec,” while Batman, Nightwing, and Robin are standing there awkwardly wondering if they should just take him down.

And Red Hood’s trying to open the tiny tube but he can’t do it with his massive thick gloves so he tries opening it with his teeth and then it’s like, “Arg, it got in my mouth, pleh pleh pleh!”

And so he finally gets one glove off and spreads the solvent around, but it takes a little while to dissolve so he filibusters for a bit.

“You’ll be devastated when you see what I’m about to show you,” Red Hood tells Bruce, setting a 3 minute timer on his watch. “It will bring you to your knees. I can’t wait.”

And Nightwing’s like, “Jesus Christ can I just scissor-kick this guy already?”

And Batman and Robin are like, “No no, let’s see where this goes.”

And then Red Hood starts slowly peeling the mask but it snags. “Ow, fuck. Sorry. Hang on, you can’t rush this. Gimme a sec.”

And he’s just pulling the mask off in millimetres, hissing, occasionally applying more solvent.

And finally he’s standing there with this shiny red face with half his eyebrows missing like, “Ta da!”

And Batman’s had six minutes to process this because he recognised Jason when the mask was 1/3 of the way off, but he didn’t want to say anything and make it awkward.

This would be even more embarrassing if Red Hood had the mask dangling half-stuck to his face. So Batman just lets it happen.

“Oh my gosh!” he says, trying to feign surprise like a good dad. “Jason!”

And Robin’s like, “Oh wow, that was a really good reveal!” Because he wants to get on his new big brother’s good side.