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can people give me asks please i’m so bored and i wanna give ppl advice

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Abbot (as we already know) is a HUGE flirt. Dude flirts with everyone. Literally anyone, anywhere, it does not matter, he will flirt with them.
Which of course makes Whitaker's secret little crush on him even more humiliating, watching him flirt with literally everyone… well, everyone except Dennis.
No, he barely even bothers acknowledging Dennis, at most says his name in passing to direct him to a case. He can barely even look Dennis in the eyes, and when Dennis does catch Jack looking at him, it’s to find the attending glaring at him from across the hub.
And Dennis is half convinced Jack hates him with how he clams up whenever they end up in the same orbit as each other. The man barely manages to string together more than two words to make jilted small talk.
So yeah, Dennis wonders if it’s a one sided rivalry over Robby warming up to Dennis so fast. If Jack feels like Dennis is somehow getting in the way of their friendship.
And he hates it, because he just… doesn’t understand what he did to make Jack dislike him so much. Jack gets along so easily with everyone else, fuck he flirts with anyone with a pulse.
Of course what Whitaker doesn’t know is that Abbot has a MASSIVE fucking crush on him, and he literally cannot make his brain work around the boy. Like Jack’s brain just goes on an endless loop babbling about how pretty and talented Dennis is whenever he gets within five feet of the suntanned farm boy.
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
specifically this kind of bonk.
Reblonk
@zforzelma

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The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about
TAG GAME GUYS
TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE
Starting with me:
Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay
@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay
Hot yaoi yuri lemon I'm crying 😭
As a noob in the marauders era I was like these rosekiller dudes interesting as hell... And knowing next to nothing about any of them I was just like yeah. Barty would.
Npt!! @grimrcse @p3rpetual-moti0n @rosekiller27 @darlingmylovethatsmurder @kade0-09 @lawnmower56 @bartysgreenstripofhair @burntrosier @coffeestainedstars @laced-in-ruin @landofshazza @ladymacbethisasmash @prongsievans @prosperoisadiva @justainsanenobody + anyone else who wants to <33
Yeah but you were right, he totally would.
Macbeth was the Shakespeare play we had to read for english lit and honestly I got really into Lady Macbeth's role. And now I genuinely will not shut up about her, ever. And I think shes like crazy hot which is like an unpopular opinion but shes such a smash actually fight me
Hence, Lady Macbeth Is A Smash (ladymacbethisasmash)
And I'm very aware alot of people read it wrong first time 😭😭
@hdgepodgelovesfrogs @nomnomwotsits @yourteandyourtoast @notprongs @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical +open (I'm lazy)
Lady Macbeth IS a smashshshsh
UMMM there's not much lore behind this one💀🥀 ig my screws are loose in my brain so that's how I came up with ts
@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @sad-traffic-cone @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder
theres tons of Riley at my school so I always over hear ppl yap about me say "yea I'm talking about the GAY Riley not the short one"
@coquette-corpsie @drumsticks-offical
Whoa thanks for the tag it’s been a hot minute since I’ve done a tag game
I wanted to join the officalverse but obviously I had to pick a cool thing to join under. I was almost pointeshoe-offical which would’ve been a lot different lol.
@madd-hatter @taco-bell-offical @afterdarkafternight @bacone-official @biologynerd13 @tuekytail @transmasc-offical @the-eldestdaughter @the-grassy-hill +anyone who’d like to join :)
thanks for the tag!
i picked Taco Bell because i ate taco bell for lunch the day i made this account, and offical because i wanted to be part of the officalverse
@screaming-oppossum-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @afterdarkafternight +open tags!
Spoiled Milk was taken by some lesbian
@spoiled-milk @mariorat-the-aroace @professional-fool-of-energy @sad-puppy-b0y @juno-the-great @laciffo-natas @lexi-is-short @achilles-the-loser @an-insane-alt @zanderandthepathogenicrisis @zoerrr @vengeful-unholy-ghost-born-again @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unicorngroundzero @the-queen-of-kaumidy @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @withered-blossomz +open tags
Well my name is juno and I like royalty
@calcium-is-screaming2 @waitingonabook @no-one-offical @settingsun413 @ravengirl-luca @burntcrumpets @bucket-of-axilotl @finnslay @solspotted @exameterr @lesbosaur1 @alex-loves-stars @mybloodi5purple @citric-citrus + open tags
our name is finnley and we slay so finnslay @hit-buck-with-eddies-blood (ASKING ABOUT THE CAR ONE why do you want buck hit with a car) @critterscreaturescollective +open tags
not gonna lie I just saw a post about the parallels between Buck and Shannon, and how the perfect parallel would be to have buddie getting together after Buck gets hit by a car, right before I made a 911 sideblog so it kinda just stuck
(plus I thought it was funny lmao)
@haydenthewitch @gay-hawaiian-grandpa @ivy-vinezz + whoever else would like to :)
ok so my freshman year musical was newsies and this was my costume:
my friends kept saying that i looked like a gay hawaiian grandpa, and it just stuck!
im not hawaiian nor am i a grandpa, but i am gay so
super simple story lol
tags: @burnininhell, @atthispointeverythingischaos, @flannelcollect, + anyone else!
thanks for the tag!
at the time I made this acc I was in middle school and the majority of my wardrobe was made up of flannels at the time. It got to a point where I realized I actually owned one in every color of the rainbow.
Unfortunately, I don't live up to that standard anymore. I still wear one on occasion, but I usually only have one or two in rotation.
Bc I only really post about 911/buddie, I've been considering changing my acc name to be still flannel themed, but related to the show in some way so ppl know what my blog is about. So far nothing has stuck so idk if that will happen, but that's the origin story!
tags: @swiftlypottering, @theatrical-ghost, @tireddreamergirl + anyone!
I am a theatre techniciany person and in highschool I exclusively wore black and I was always the last person in the theatre turning the ghostlight and I was usually the first person in the theatre and sometimes I would camouflage so well since I was used to walking around in the dark I would scare people that and general gremlin behavior
Tags: @snowbazzledestielshipper @pinkglitterliterature @miaoffgrids
my stupid name is midas, my initials are M. I. A. missing in fucking action, and my phone is always off so im offgrid all the time
@youvealreadyforgotten @aneldritchclown @daniellereader @void-read @imadeamixtape
“Sometimes I think the tragedy is not that we suffer, but that we become fluent in suffering, so that when something good arrives we examine it suspiciously, like an unfamiliar coin, and wonder what it will cost to keep.”
— The Horizon Was Moved
watching my stupid little procedural dramas as if i don’t get fucked in the ass by my useless as shit doctors every appointment
if i die turn my body into a community garden so at least something good grows out of my bullshit

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They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.
yeah i’m into vore. vulnerability. i’m into vulnerability
“If I am a mirror, then why does he look away when I reflect him too clearly?”
— Dreams of A Father Far Away
“There are places in life that are not destinations but pauses—rooms where the air feels borrowed, where you stand and realize your name is only a sound people use to call you back into this empty corridor.”
— The Horizon Was Moved
don’t flirt with me i have a ten step plan to ruin your life and i’d hate to put it on hold for feelings

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“Society rewards the ability to pretend nothing is strange—yet everything is strange, and the prize is simply being allowed to keep pretending.”
— The Horizon Was Moved
i don’t need therapy i need someone to let me bite them like a chew toy