This should anger you.

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

s10 opening eddie jealous of a 4 year old probably

if they didnt want us to ship buddie then they shouldnt have had eddie say "DO MORE" like that

There’s power in telling yourself ”no we don’t do that anymore” in response to self destructive urges.

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[ID: tumblr tags reading: *has character development* Woah (all caps)!!! not yet pal /end ID]

feel like theo would call eddie “mr.eddie” cause he has manners

I am going to kill Sam Winchester with my bare hands