Nosebleeds &Sparkles

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

My name is cow And when I see A scientist Paint stripes on me I look so hip And sleek and fit And best of all I don’t get bit

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

She chose to eat people

God forbid women do anything

you can't use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You'd be like tantalus in the garden

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.