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NASA
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Stranger Things
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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My friend said “the typewriter is urs if u can fix it”
and after about an hour and a half of tinkering, i finally did it, and this was the first thing i made and sent to him
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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…
Second:
I fucked up
Girls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
World Heritage Post
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…
This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.
I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.
Good 2 kno-esp abt Gary. I was not planning to ever visit Indiana, but now I know especially where to avoid
my post-movie sleeping beauty au where maleficent survives phillip's blade (barely) and a decade after a now queen aurora goes hunting for the fairy mentioned in her mother's diary to help her and phillip conceive an heir.
aurora binds mal to her and mal begins to act as her advisor and the tension starts uuuuuupppp (they start sleeping together and being little bitches about it)
its a mix of the 1959 film and the original story, the kingdom is frozen in slumber for 100 years rather than immediately revived and there's a few complications that occurred due to aurora having more magic in her than she should have as a human.
simply dont monday
Simply don’t on 1,069 (nice) days left
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happy wenclair weekend 🖤🔪🩸🩷💐🍫
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
Once upon a time…
I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are
people who draw catra fluffy are allowed to make out w me
Catradora YCH Comm for @clockwork--coyote!! Booty Booty Booty Booty ✨✨
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Sapphics ships! For PrideMonth
Thanks to everyone who participated on ig to give me ships!
2014: Korrasami held hands
2020: so Catradora could kiss
2024: so Caitvi could fuck in a prison cell
sapphic nation, rising and thriving
At the moment how I feel
I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them
"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice
"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go
Avatar: doing it right yet again
i have a confession. dont cancel or laugh at me pls
so, when i was in high school, i had just moved from a different country. now, my english is pretty good and i sound pretty good too, but you could tell i wasnt born in the usa.
there was a girl who said some racist shit to me, and she had scoliosis (she would not shut up abt it in the classes we had together).
so i responded with "okay that's really tough of u to say when ur back's bent like a banana"
some people around us laughed and she was amply called "banana girl". that was one of our last interactions. no idea what happened to her right after that
til one day on tinder, i matched w someone not knowing it was her.
she asked if i remembered her and i said no and she says "it's me. banana girl. i hope ure happy ruining the rest of high school for me. you made me want to kms"
and to be fair now, that was awful what i did.
she had every right in her anger.
but 18 years old did not give a shit and said "okay but r u down to hook up? i can straighten that back out for you ;)))"
which got me blocked.
which is also fair
anyway that's my confession.
banana girl, i hope u do well w ur life
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i have a confession. dont cancel or laugh at me pls
so, when i was in high school, i had just moved from a different country. now, my english is pretty good and i sound pretty good too, but you could tell i wasnt born in the usa.
there was a girl who said some racist shit to me, and she had scoliosis (she would not shut up abt it in the classes we had together).
so i responded with "okay that's really tough of u to say when ur back's bent like a banana"
some people around us laughed and she was amply called "banana girl". that was one of our last interactions. no idea what happened to her right after that
til one day on tinder, i matched w someone not knowing it was her.
she asked if i remembered her and i said no and she says "it's me. banana girl. i hope ure happy ruining the rest of high school for me. you made me want to kms"
and to be fair now, that was awful what i did.
she had every right in her anger.
but 18 years old did not give a shit and said "okay but r u down to hook up? i can straighten that back out for you ;)))"
which got me blocked.
which is also fair
i have a confession. dont cancel or laugh at me pls
so, when i was in high school, i had just moved from a different country. now, my english is pretty good and i sound pretty good too, but you could tell i wasnt born in the usa.
there was a girl who said some racist shit to me, and she had scoliosis (she would not shut up abt it in the classes we had together).
so i responded with "okay that's really tough of u to say when ur back's bent like a banana"
