#yikesss

update: the pilot of 9-1-1 Nashville is a mess. not even a hot one. Thought it would at least be corny and entertaining but how did they mess up even that.

Oh my god it's so humiliating to be a human person. when being a real person means going on outings and making new meals and trying new hobbies and new coping strategies it's like yay and yippee! But when it means saying with my real mouth and my real face things I really feel instead of scripting a dialogue for myself and playing endless games of how close can I get to people without getting too close. Then it is SIGNIFICANTLY less yay and yippee

when you can tell that the teenager who wrote the fic you’re reading is american but has read too many marauders fics

Turns out I've been illegally turning on red at an intersection for 2 months

I don’t care if they make bvddie canon next week, you couldn’t pay me to ship that shit again.