idk what i'm doing here

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

People like this should have to pay full price for the order they ruined.

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it's a spider?

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation