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ābro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.ā
āwanna watch this murder documentary with me?ā
āi may act like iām sassy but if youāre mean to me thereās a 900% chance iāll cry.ā
āi may act like Iām clueless but actually know whatās going on at al times.ā
āattention: i need attention.ā
āi donāt have a nervous system. iām a nervous system.ā
ādrugs? no thanks, the only āhighā i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.ā
āi think iām subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.ā
āwhy fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?ā
āi try not to sound like an asshole but itās really hard because i am an asshole.ā
āi donāt want to look 'prettyā, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.ā
āiām the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.ā
āgirls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i donāt remember what i was going to say but iām just gay.ā
"iād love to relax but thatās just not realistic.ā
ācontrary to popular belief iām actually soft and have feelings.ā
āthis could be less hetero.ā
āto be honest i just need a hug.ā
āwhy canāt I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?ā
āthis is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.ā
āare we just friends or is this flirting serious?ā
āi have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because iām lonely.ā
āi may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.ā
āi donāt wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.ā
āi am bysexual as in iām not interested, goodbye.ā
āi could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.ā
āfill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.ā
āiām so tired of not being a multimillionaire.ā
āi panic a lot of other places besides the disco.ā
āwhich layer of hell do you think youāre going to?ā
āmy kink is being right.ā
āmy kink is being home alone.ā
āyouāre really sensitive for a selfish asshole.ā
āi can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and canāt treat people badly, thatās just not me.ā
āwhat about netflix and kill?ā
āno offense but why does everyone hate me?ā
āiām a strong independent introvert who donāt need no social life.ā
āwhy do i get struggles instead of snuggles?ā
āif a conversation goes on too long without being about me, iām out.ā
āiām small, queer and something to fear.ā
āall this sadness is bad for my skin.ā
āiām cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructiveā
āiām beautiful and underappreciated.ā
āsheās beauty, sheās grace, sheās me.ā
āsorry for being awesome, loser.ā
āis 'noā an emotion? because iām feeling it.ā

















