Azra

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

My dad used to design kitchens at Lowe’s and one day he got a dude from one of the national labs looking to buy a countertop. Dad sent him home with a sample of a quartz-composite countertop to make sure the color will look good with his existing cabinets. The dude asks my dad what the composition of the countertop is and whether it’ll melt if he puts a pot on it (since it’s a composite and not pure stone) and Dad gives him some rough numbers and reassures him that it won’t melt if he puts a hot pan on the counter. The dude comes back with week later without the sample. The dude gives dad a detailed list of the countertops composition, to the nearest hundredth of a percentile, and the exact temperature it melts at, because he took it to his lab and melted it down. tldr, it’s not just firefighters.

Imagine giving someone a sample of the granite you use to make countertops and they come back a few days later just to tell you they fucking dematerialized it

Ok, but this is just, like, what people do if they have access to equipment. We just… put shit in it. Just to see. At this point, I’ll try and hit just about anything with an arc, just to see. I’ll sand and polish anything you’ll let me, if I’m bored enough. If I had a machine that could melt something down and tell me exactly what was in it? I’d be just waiting for parts of my world to become “trash” so I could de-materialize it and turn it into knowledge of what it was.

There are many upsides to airing out your flat in the summer months but a downside is all the fucking fairies that get in

After I took the picture I tried to put this one in the bin and when I let go it floated vertically up out of my hand and made for the sofa

Ok I just checked and it's not in the bin anymore so I suppose it's just loose somewhere in my living room :/

praying to the 911 gods that eddie will dance more in season 10 🙏😉😩

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

I think the reason I like Hannibal so much is it uses a very niche trope I love which is “Assholes who cannot stand each other while also recognizing that sadly they are the only people who will ever understand each other” and it fully leans into the hilarity of knowing there is one person who can truly see you and cure your loneliness but after five minutes with them they piss you off so much you just have to try and kill them

Jaskier, a completely ordinary human person who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life and Roach, a completely ordinary brown horse who has managed to not age a single year throughout Geralt’s multi-century life just look back and forth at each other like “bitch, I won’t bring it up if you don’t” and that’s the end of it.