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Happy black cat day!!
Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years
I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die.
The Nice Guys dir. Shane Black
S2 earthquake callback scene anyone?
i know we've talked about this a thousand times but the 7x04 gaslighting went so crazy. a whole episode where buck is stupid possessive jealous over eddie. so much so that the guy who kisses him on the mouth says "MY attention???" and then the show just moves on like that didnt mean anything. just oh you know buck silly bisexual buck went crazy over eddie and is dating men now and those things are unrelated dont worry about it. and tommy knows and maddie knows and buck knows what eddie means to him but its fine its just best friend stuff. its not queerbaiting its saving the world

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Ryan Guzman as Eddie Diaz
i don't have to want to sleep with everyone i have feelings for. and i don't have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with.
Looking at junk fashion shops for DIY ideas and the way this harness is styled is. Intriguing.
What fucking event would you be going to while dressed like this.
okay quick quiz: which one did you assume the original post meant?
OP claims to not know what bondage harnesses are for
OP does not understand why one would combine a bondage harness with formalwear
Local BDSM Club's Awards Night and you're on the short list for Most Improved
you've just started a new cater waiter gig and the dress code doesn't have any restrictions on accessories (yet.)
Outfit that says "I am about to be the reason why they'll add a list of banned accessories to the company dress code"
BDSM Met Gala NOW!
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
whoever first pointed out that ilya americanises his accent around other people but not around shane i owe you my fucking life
also the idea of like when its just the two of them ilya can like just slip back into the more comfortable rudimentary accent he had at the start of their relationship :’) and that in itself being nostalgic for shane :’)
this would also be linguistically accurate!
i speak english the most in day to day life and also think in english sometimes. my accent in english is americanized, pretty indistinguishable from a native (excluding sets of certain phonemes like /rl/) .
but if i’m really tired or spending time just around my wife (with whom i speak english), i sometimes switch to what i call ‘lazy english’.
what this usually consists of is i allow myself to speak english with the russian /r/ phoneme that is more natural for me, i drop articles, replace continuous and future tense with simple present, use the ‘….,yes?’ construct, avoid contractions (bc the verb ‘to be’ is dropped/implied in russian, so contractions aren’t always natural)
for example, when i’m in ‘lazy english’ mode, this is how my speech varies:
‘i’m making the bed’ = ‘i make bed’.
‘you’ll help me later, right?’ = ‘you help me later, yes?’ (for this one, in russian, the same phrasal construct ends with the word ‘yes’ instead of the word ‘right’)
‘can you give me a tissue?’ = can you give me tissue?’
‘where’s the pen? do you have it?’ = ‘where is pen? you have?’
if you pay attention, you’ll notice that a lot of these patterns also occur in ilya’s speech, especially earlier on. that’s why i’m particularly impressed with the writing of his dialogue — it doesn’t come across as stereotyping/caricatural because the way he speaks english is consistent with russian linguistic/grammatical rules. this is often how russian-speaking people speak english when it is their second language and they’re still learning.
i like to imagine ilya reverting to ‘lazy english’ or speaking in a similar manner to me around shane. it is linguistically consistent and a sign of comfort/deep familiarity with the person.

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she’s right
that’s her. the Task Manager
feel like pure shite just want the cons back so bad 💔💔
“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now
— fuck you — later
I've already seen this movie
Just shut up! Shut up! Both of you. THE NICE GUYS 2016 • dir. Shane Black

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8x12 / 9x13
Just a perfectly normal life hack video, no need to specifically tag @were--ralph for any particular reason