Azra

I think narratively speaking, and I say this totally objectively, we need buck and eddie to be chained together back-to-back by a Crazed Killer™️ each begging to be the one tortured by the Crazed Killer™️ in order to spare the other from the suffering.

actually I think they should be chained facing each other but out of reach so buck can play his 'please I'll do anything eddie had a son' card again only for eddie to yell frantically back 'CHRIS NEEDS YOU TOO' and then they stare deeply and despairingky into each other's eyes until the Crazed Killer™️ is like .... am I interrupting something or...?

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army