ugh

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

computer. show me pictures of snoopy

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement