he's a renter

Not to be that guy but I don’t love the like post draft media / photo shoot stuff for players being them pretending to put on makeup for most of them

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

i love my mutuals and followers in a way that the drunk girl in the bathroom loves everyone in line

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me